Yes, another post about women and how I can't find any (notice I did not say "get any" for I am more interested in finding them). In a debate with my new friend WolfCounsel a three fold plan of failure was exposed which may in fact be the heel of my Achilles (... that or I am the heel and life is the Achilles... more to come on that later). The three-dimensional irony is thus:
Postulate 1. Women will not date complete strangers.
- This is because being a complete stranger and asking out a woman automatically shows her you are desperate and pathetic. Once they know this, they understand you are only asking out of pathetic desperation which is no way to treat a woman (the proper methods are a nine-and-a-half foot pole and prolonged psychological warfare... one must fight dirty for all is fair in love and war, and this is both).
Postulate 2. Women will judge your dating eligibility within seconds of first meeting you.
- This means that your window of opportunity for impressing them just enough and in the right way is small. I have heard that this is done within the first five minutes... But you have to know them and not be a complete stranger to get around postulate 1.
Postulate 3. Once you get to know a woman and become a friend, there is no going back EVER.
- This is what occurs five minutes after meeting a woman who you then spend time with later down the road. This is a definite outcome unless somehow you were deemed eligible for dating (less than a .005% chance based on the perfect conception of what a man should be)
So as you can see, unless you make that 1/2000 chance on the first try, or their perception is impaired, or you are trying really really hard (which more often than not ends up like P.1.) you will fail. All in all these rules are ridiculous compared to the standards that men have for women. Some men look at the body, but could care less for the mind, some look to the mind and ignore the body, and some well, just don't care... Guys aren't to picky, and those of us who are smart know enough to realize that when it comes to women we are dumb and normally wrong... About that... Everything stated prior...
I would argue here that there might be another postulate. The idea that in figuring out the odds, you doom yourself to failure. In seeing that its a 1/2000 chance you often present yourself as a P1 solution anyway as you play games with a 1/2000 chance and hope to win if you are desperate. It is best to act the Corellian and just rely on your dumb luck and nonsense to get by.
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