Yes I am bright red, and smell like the sea (the clever pun was to put the name of this post and the one after it together... yeah, now you get it).
GAGH DAVID YOU NEED TO STOP SMILING!!! So I try to stay honest with you, and I'm not, so sue me. But what might be a wonderful set of coincidences seem to be coming together to form a beautiful awesomeness... or not... nope, never happened.
Today I spent the day with a cousin-by-marriage at the beach. My lower half is now bright red and hurts WAY badly. I had figured since I have so much hair on my legs that I did'nt need suntan lotion there... I was wrong, painfully wrong. But the day went well, she is growing up to be a fine young lady. She just graduated college (early) and is off to grad school. She had a fish named fido and a snail named friendly. He was a good snail.
I told my parents that the girl I know grew up here, and their first reaction: "We should invite her over for dinner." Thanks mom, I think that would be way awkward. But it makes a cute story I guess.
... by the way, "the other" I spoke of at the beginning of the month... yeah, we still talk so I'm keeping my crossed fingers crossed...
On an unrelated note, my whole body being on fire is the most pain I have felt in a good long time. I don't think this sleeping thing is going to work out since it burns more when I touch things, and sleep and burning really do not go hand in hand.
No comments:
Post a Comment