+5 xp

I have declared today as a day of writing for me... So I figured I'd start with my neglected blog.

119289

This is the last mile my car may ever know... not that my car is broken, smashed or un-drivable, but the odometer has died and the number is permanently stuck at 119289. Sad yes, but not the end of the world, I plan to drive it until there is nothing left to drive, then when I have millions of dollars, I'll buy something classy.

Millions of Dollars

So I have finally decided what I want to do with my life... make millions of dollars (shocker huh). But not just any old way, I have finally decided to finish my book and become a writer. I feel it fits my personality of loving to stay up late, sleep in later, and generally do nothing but lounge around looking for cultural experiences. See, I figure if I experience life and society as leisure, where as most people have no time for such things, I can use this to improve my writing. Also I really like the idea of no cubicle and no boss... But the first book is outlined and half done, my plan is to get more done today, say maybe 50% of what remains... ambitious I know, but its a kids book and plenty of boring and uneducated people write, so I might have a shot falling into both of those categories.

In the news

Lots of news has been swirling about concerning the VMA fiasco with Taylor Swift and Kanye West. Now I agree with the world's reaction, but I wanted to express something slightly different. Taylor, I think you did a great job and if you ever need a husband who is fine with your super-hotness, your lots of money, and your success, I am the man for you. Just think, I could help console you in times like these and, you know, punch a guy in the face or some such. Think about it, and give me a call when you're ready to move our relationship to the next level ;).

Count Dave

So I have come up with this ingenious plan. When I buy a house I shall name said house. It's name will be "The county of such-and-such" (note: such-and-such will be replaced by something classy sounding). This way, being the owner of a county, I automatically gain the title of Count. I really wasn't feeling duke or baron, and king really wouldn't fly well here in America. But count... yeah I think its a good idea.

+5xp at last

The past week I orchestrated a grand social manipulation... er... coalition. I have dug deep and found my old self and I like it. Problem solving between multiple people, movable goods, and money has in the past been something I'm good at as I collect favors wherever I go. This time though I helped to arrange an exchange between a couch and two groups. Group one wanted to be rid of a couch, and group two wanted a couch. Not a hard exchange, but for some price haggling and the forming of social bonds. Now these groups are important as the exchange helped build a bridge of trust and social connection between the group I live with as brothers, and the group I have always been apart from of female friends. The hope is that this event will foster future dealings and trust between the two and myself. Yes I'm crazy, and I have decided to live in my own world of crazy, so there is no hope in convincing me otherwise! This is how the world works because I have decided it will work this way!