How to lose friends and alienate people

I just found a juice box! Awesome...

So, I figured I should write something now that the first writing push is really done (I have more stuff due wens... I'll get to that on wens) The juice box inspired me. The last post was written to a person I know who at one time or another has been obsessed with Welsh, hope you enjoyed it :). So had the fam over on the break, did stuff, ate stuff, and things, you know the norm. Asile was home which was nice except she didnt make time to hang out so I had to pester her here and there to make up for lost time. She did however point me towards some good humorous links which I will share with you here: Link, Link, Link, Link, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

But back to the heart of the matter, the title of the post. It's a good movie, go find it and see it. Stars the Shaun of the Dead guy and that chick from Spiderman... Mary Jane I think was her name.

To my beloved readers... and no one in specific or particular. Quite frankly my dear, you all bother me on some level, some more than others and in differing and unusual ways, but its worth it, your good people and I'd not trade you for another person who hurts me less... I'd just get them too since its a no loss gain... But please read between the lies and understand the truth that I cannot write. I mean lets face it, without you I would just be some guy who writes things on the internet that no one reads, and who will one day go crazy and honestly believe that he is a magical flying sealion... or maybe a walrus... I AM THE WALRUS! So just don't put up any "do not feed the animals" signs and you and I will get along just fine... Now the funny thing about writing to no one in particular is that I'm sure most, if not all, of you will think I am talking to you. This simply is not true. I am talking to the bearer of the three eyed glass sealion. How much more specific can I get?

Home made pickup line of the day: I have heard that girls like you are a dime a dozen, but I'd pay a whole dollar for you girl.

Well, I'm sure I had more to say... But I say a lot as it is, so I'll let your ears (in this case your eyes) take a nap for a bit while you enjoy the links I provided. That guy is good.

Here's lookin' at you kid.