... Really it is I promise... Even better than the last one, just hear me out. So tonight is the last Cru. of the semester (Campus Crusade for Christ) where I have been the sound guy for... about 3.5 years now. So since it is the last Crusade, I have a plan... see I got an idea... An awful idea... I got a wonderful awful idea. As some of you may know I have been considering getting a fedora for some time now... and for my birthday my father found a renaissance festival grail... and I have a whip, and a leather jacket... See where I'm going with this yet? (funny thing is I was just talking about that guy with a friend earlier today... and being like that guy)
So here's my plan. First know that I shaved on Tuesday, so I have a decent four-o'-clock shadow coming in, should reach five by tomorrow. I have acquired the Indiana Jones song and have removed all of the audio source data from the file and re-named the track "Special Music." I plan to wear an off white button up shirt, and camel colored Khaki pants, along with my leather jacket. I will bring the whip and the goblet and hide them on stage, and spend the early part of my day in the mall getting myself a Christmas present... i.e. the hat. Then when I go up to speak (I'm a graduating senior so I get mic time... and they have asked me to say something since I've been there so long) I'll point and wink at the computer guy who I will have given the sound track to and told not to screen, so he will play it as I reach behind the speaker and grab my... effects. See, it is awesome because it is "Dave, and the Last Crusade" how can you beat that? It shall live on in infamy forever... or something like that.
Yeah, I'm that cool... ;)
If pictures get taken I'll upload them via the "Stalking for Dummies" service that is Facebook. Now it's off to bed to prepare for a day of shopping and... last crusading...
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