I am Batman or Picking on the Disabled Kid

I woke up this morning and sneezed and split my lip in two places. So basically I awoke to a bloody mouth. A good reminder that you are alive (especially on your birthday (which I had removed from all public forums (as it is a dark and unholy day and all))). But in the writing of the post last night I came up with the best idea ever... So if per-say you are in class and turn in a test, write the name "Batman" as the name or pseudonym in whatever you are doing. The teacher will be forced to ask the class who is Batman, to which the only correct response is "I am BATMAN" (in a deep raspy voice) after waiting a minute for either everyone to respond that way or someone to tell the teacher that you should never ask a superhero their real identity. That or the answer could be Bruce Wayne or even Superman, or heck Mr. T. (that's right... that did just happen...) since he could have hacked the movie and made himself Batman.

Now on to more things I will surely burn in hell for... namely picking on the wheel man (affectionately known as the jackass in the wheelchair (not given by me... (really))). I was hanging out with an old friend today who happens to be a wheelchair guy, and because of something he said I threatened to intentionally spill soda on his business suit (its picture day... or career day... or arbor day or something). To which he replied "let's not and say we did" so I will say that I intentionally spilled soda on a disabled kid... (his term to evoke sympathy towards him and hostility towards me in the eyes of the audience for writing this) well not really a kid per say, since he is almost old enough to be my father... but that is a tale for another time. Its just one of those things, when a guy comes to campus dressed in a suit, it needs to be made fun of. Even though or even because this is a "serious and professional learning environment" (please no comments on that picture... and don't even try to understand what is going on in the background... it won't lead you to a happy place) the jokes are a required part of the day (that and they help to pass the dead time between those classes that are best used to catch up on much needed lost Z's).