Warning

This blog is not suitable for: children under the age of 3, infants, the illiterate, the indifferent, the non-readers, those who find this blog not suitable, persons living-and-or-dead, the sane, those without the internet, those who do not think, people in comas (may contain small parts that could constitute as choking hazards).

This blog may be offensive to: children under the age of 12, adults above the age of 21, teens between the ages of 13 and 19, people in their 20's, the young, the old, parents, adults, geezers (the really old), the literate, the single, the dating, the engaged, the people in "it's complicated" relationships, the readers, persons living-and-or-dead, the healthy, the sick, women pregnant or nursing, people who take anti-depressant medication, the sane, the attractive, the politically correct, the smart, the dumb, the average, those with eyes, those who think, the masculine, the feminine, the neuter, those who prefer briefs to boxers, or those who prefer Macs to any other form of computer (including the abacus), and those who can and do read this blog.

This blog may contain offensive material if the viewer deems such material is offensive. This blog does not promise to always be comical, nor does it promise to always be serious, nor does it not promise to be both at the same time, or neither at any given point, but does promise to not promise that it will not be cynical in any way possible. This blog may contain flagrantly random material that seems un-suited to this blog. This blog may talk about itself in the third person with no regard to its own feelings.

F.A.Q.
Q.
Why the warning?
A.
Because this blog has surpassed the realm of the contextual, jumped the fence to the dimension of the intertextual and run clear across the freeway naked in broad daylight into the newfangled world of the Hypertextual.
Q.
What is the Hypertextual?.. and why is it CAPITALIZED?
A.
Put simply it is the world of the internet where videos, information and pictures are a mere click away and plagiarism runs as rampant as pop-up ads. This blog will do its best to never "steal" work and will try to cite all of its unoriginal sources. It may however "borrow" information from other places which could lead to it's mildly occasionally inappropriate behavior. (Hypertextual is capitalized because it is not my word... it was in fact borrowed from some other place)

If you take offense to the humor used here, please do not comment about it but rather just stop reading and close your browser window. If you are using a mac, please just toss it out the window and save yourself the trouble... use the insurance money to buy yourself a real computer.

Thank you

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As they said in Roma, caveat emptor!.. Err... Caveat lector!


(...best definition ever...)