Sunday, January 4, 2009

Goralczyckisms

Collected herein are several of the entertaining stories lived and recited by the famous robot of New Mexico Tech.

living with mr. (dean of engeneering department) is like living with syfalis, it hurts every day. living with goralczyck is like living with herpies, it never goes away.

the supreme chanceler of the senate, and the formation of the jedi council

rabies bat, had box of vaccination mailed to his house, box had a card reader and needed to validate the monitary transaction before it would open.

dorm room mold problem, to get rid of the mold they paint over it. he did volumetric calculations, to find out how much ajax is needed to produce enough chlorene gas to fill the room, got a resperator, later realized the resperator is not rated for chlorine gas. later his chest starts hurting, then checks the respirator, then goes to the hospitle, to find out that he had almost killed himself and had perminantly reduced his lung capacity

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