Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hunting the Monster

Okay, so it's been a while since my last post. But this time I have a good excuse (no more viable than any other excuse really, but at least this one is true). I have spent an excessive amount of time in the past week looking for a "real" job. This means updating my monster and linkedin accounts with all the appropriate current information on myself. It also means browsing hundreds of local jobs, and the various requirements that they have. Apparently most people I talk to seem to think that since I got a degree in English that my career goal is to either become a teacher or a secretary... This angers me greatly. Far too many conversations with people that concern them bringing up the fact that they have an open secretary position... But it's time for me to grow up and get a real job. So as you can see the mix of working and looking takes up some time, as does the profuse amount of drinking in between.

On an unrelated note I have now received over 10 eharmony closed relationship requests... about one every other day, so maybe closer to 20... Good times. I'm starting to think its all a big waste of my time. One girl closed communications because "I didn't respond to her when she requested to communicate with me" which is a load of BS as I never received a request. Even more encouraging though was one that closed the other day who said "personal statements about my self were offensive." But these stand out as the rest are all "reason: other." Good times.

Well, happy pranking to you, you will get none of that from me as I am a boring and overly serious person.


... I remember when I had hair like that... :'(

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