Inside

For those of you who may be new to my freedonia, let me let you in on a running joke. The vast majority of my drinking references are in play and response to at one time being called a raging alcoholic by my mother (who had noticed that I had consumed a total of two shots within a span of three days). If you know me in person then you know that my drinking habits can be considered conservative at their worst.

Another long standing inside joke (I suppose) is my stance on the feral sex (yes, feral rather than fairer, it was intentional). Myself being rationally irrational, and them often being irrationally irrational really do not mix well. So my own misunderstandings and misreadings become jokes as they can often be turned into good stories.

The last true joke would have to be my life. If one cannot laugh at themselves then they will be missing out on lots of laughter. An English major who can't spell, dislikes reading, and whose handwriting is illegible if not barely within the realm of proper grammar, punctuation and word order. I personally think this makes a great launchpad for jokes.