Thursday, April 23, 2009

READ between THE LInES

Never forget that I write lies to tell you the truth. Never take what I say as truth, nor should you take it as lies. What I write is deceiving and misdirecting, but it is true... from a certain prospective. Granted, even if that perspective is from Bizarro world and would then in this one be a blatant lie...

Speaking of which, my last post may or may not have been true, take everything with a grain of salt. That or there are two other options. I could just be in denial. Or it is also possible that this has happened enough that it does not hurt any more.

Now on to the mid-day report. I cut my hair, spent the past few days killing bees with a katana (which spell check does not recognize as a word) and doing other various useless things. I have lost 6 pounds since school ended, and I can either attribute that to eating better, depression, or atrophy. I bit my lip really hard on accident and got a huge blister from it which I decided to surgically remove, the surgery went well, I was able to successfully remove my own appendix and install a second heart. Good times! Oh, I also finally upgraded my home network to run off my home power system, so now I the internets live on my computer at electron speed (which is slower than photon speed which they were on earlier, but this is faster and more stable somehow...)

On an entirely unrelated note, I think this was one of the best decisions the band has ever made, and they did a good job.

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