Yesterday

Aside from the obvious Beatles reference (which I almost sang here for you live in audio text format) this post refers to the day that would not be today, nor any other day which was not the day which proceeded this one. It was a good day, a genuinely good day (except for this (see yesterday's post about turning games into movies)) I got to spend some quality time with a quality babe, and felt generally productive. Unfortunately after spending my quality time with a quality babe, I was questioned about it loudly by a friend. So, being the jerk that I am I avoided the questions and loudly responded things prolonging the conversation beyond what it should have existed within. This prolongation continued until by complete accident and random chance and freak coincidence she happened to be nearby (after having left and gone to another place for over half an hour) and overhear us talking about what was obviously her. Not only did she overhear, but noticed me, recognized my voice, and called out to me (turns out the freak occurrence was she was right in front of us). Yeah... Not positive she knew we were talking about her and how I am enjoying our time talking (feels like talking to an old friend I never knew... and has the added bonus of somehow allowing me to completely forget my daily emotional pains and my troubled relationship history... oh, and she may be reading this right now, I really don't know who does) but it would have been hard to A. not hear us, and B. not realize that after my last loud shout of "We even talked about our favorite cookies" I think its pretty certain that now would be as good a time as any to learn to keep my mouth shut about other people, and my time spent with them, and even when asked and revert to my new and patented plan "The David Model." "The David Model" is simple, lie all the time about everything to everyone AND never tell the same lie twice. See, that way no one ever feels cheated more than anyone else since you lie to all of them. In fact, they may even find the amusement in the fact that your lies were so creative and different if they compare with others. See, the purpose is not to hurt others, but to save them from hurting themselves. Knowledge being power, and people being stupid, its better if only the smart people (those who use the patented "The David Model" sold for 19.95 anywhere BS is sold) keep the real knowledge, and let the others play with the fake knowledge. I ended the day playing the Oregon Trail II. Awesome game, awesome time. No other game can bring a room together in celebration and suspense as that one can. I first got mauled by a bear, then bled out for three months, then shot myself to death (the game said it was a hunting accident, but morale was low so I wonder about that) if you don't have the game, GET IT NOW!