Stuff

I'm totally wasted right now. 5 glasses of a new box wine. But then again, I got in a fight with a friend. She was kinda looking for a fight, so I gave her more ammo. Maybe not a good idea. I regret that though. My fingers type nimbly somehow kinda. I'm sure this will make no sense when I'm sober. So today, after the fight ish thing, I joined E-harmony. Sorry ladies, I'm digital now. I have heard that the only people on online dating services are either crazy or psychotic, and some are both. I tried to answer honestly, but honestly after an hour of personality test, how can you not lie about how often you lie? Especially when its a true and false question. So if I answer true that I lie often, then I'm telling the truth about lying, but if I say no, then I am lying. Its great. So I have 10 matches already... had to answer no to all of those how many children do you have questions.

I also got hundreds of business cards today, they will come in a week. I regret the fight I had with the friend. She is a good friend and I wish we could work things out. I like her. And I wish that neither of us were so stubborn sometimes. But I'm a jerk, and she is a dick. But I really care about her, and I don't want to loose her. She keeps saying words like "never" and I don't like those words. I was just asked if I was drunk blogging, and its true. So yeah. I'm gonna go before I say more since it is now to my attention that I probably should not do this. Besides it is deniable plausibility on my side.

-b