St. Pat

St. Patrick's day: started the day off right, at 12:00 am I toasted with a few friends. They both had full glasses of Guinness and I had a full large bottle of Morgan. It was hilarious. Later in the day it was decided that all of us were going to get "belligerent" however that never ended up happening. At dinner we all went out to see Jaimie who supported this idea, and then later several other friends wished as much as well. I stopped by the ABC store to prepare for the event, all proper like, and when I got out my ID to show the clerk he waved me by and said "no problem you look old enough." Now according to VA state law "old enough" is set at thirty-nine-and-one-half years old, such that it is ambiguous and yet way over the required legal age to purchase alcohol. Somehow I look like I am about forty years old... Granted having spent the past week watching my brother, which as one friend pointed out is much like having a ten year old, would make me closer to the right age... I have always looked older than I am, and now it's just getting depressing, no wonder I can't easily get a date...